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TFPublic - So... now that you've won, how will you celebrate? (We suggest getting naked and treating yourself to some good ol' fashioned finger-love)

Sassy-Ass - treat myself to yet another cup of coffee, probably. against popular belief at TFPublications, coffee is my drug of choice, not alcohol. if coffee were liquor though, i'd be in desperate need of AA. but if its any consolidation to the TFPublic, i was a huge fan of Ada's "coffee sucks!"

TFP - Do you think you won simply because you're cuter than the other candidates? Or is because of something relating to panties?

SA - well, looks work for the leaders of the country. i still think that the only reason bush got in office is because most old ladies think he's a fine hunk of lady meat. i think he would have taken the popular vote too, had he worn panties on his head.

TFP - We all know that the American system just sucks elephant cock. Do you agree with the way things are run at the TFPublic?

SA - why Jack, its practically a dictatorship. were you adolf hitler, i'd be a swastika. get my drift? but seriously, i like TFPublic. It's a nice place to hang out.

SA - someone i know (nudge nudge) told me that love is a myth. but were he to have more faith in it, he'd know that i totally dig the TFPublic. dig (v): 1, to make a hole in the ground. 2, to be head over butt in love with TFP!

TFP - Jack has decided to abandon his "underground" work to join forces with the sinful elite - Adult Comics. Do you agree with this?

SA - i agree with pushing aside mainstream ideas to develop a more creative world for all of us. if that means letting cartoon girls fuck till they pass out, then hell, i agree.

TFP - You once gave Jack permission to draw you in one of his comic books. Would you let him now?

SA - do you ask all your interviews this? I'm willing to bet that Michael denied any presence of breasts. but we know they are there. you should feel lucky that i don't live in denial like some past mascots. i wear a 34 b and am proud of my little breasts.

TFP - Michael says you're a fish-eatin' lesbian hippy from the Green Idiocy Party... How do you like your coffee?

SA - robust, with a full flavor, no bitterness, tar thick, and strong. always with one shot of cappucino flavored soy milk. oh yeah, and he at least got 30% of that right.

TFP - What was your new year's resolution? To masturbate more frequently?

SA - no (that was last year's). this year it was to be more open with people. you know, like telling the general public that they can suck my (use your imagination). i can start now, if you want. people that eat animals with no respect for their conditions before the dinner plate suck.

TFP - If you REALLY wanted to, would you go down on Ada for over two hours?

SA - i do just about anything i REALLY want to do. if that was something i REALLY wanted, i'd do it. :) where is she right now anyway...?

TFP - I didn't ask you if you really wanted to right now, just answer the question...

SA - ahh!! i cant help it if i dont like having a numb tongue! how would you like to feel like you were shot up with novocaine after you ate some chick out for two hours??

TFP - Okay... I'm sorry I yelled... I'm sorry... Really, I am... Can I make it up to you?

TFP - Oh... Hmm... Yeah! Do you like butterscotch on your salad?

SA - butterscotch, huh? suddenly i don't feel so upset anymore.

TFP - If Jack was an extremely sexy woman, would you suck his clit?

TFP - You're gonna make a fine TFP Mascot, Sassy... But first, I have one more question...

SA - ok, now you're getting personal. I'm a tree-hugger, dammit. not a porn star.


	Interview1 Homethe TFPublicConnectionsEmail UsSite ReviewsMascotAwards INTERVIEW WITH SASSY TFPublic - So... now that you've won, how will you celebrate? (We suggest getting naked and treating yourself to some good ol' fashioned finger-love) Sassy-Ass - treat myself to yet another cup of coffee, probably. against popular belief at TFPublications, coffee is my drug of choice, not alcohol. if coffee were liquor though, i'd be in desperate need of AA. but if its any consolidation to the TFPublic, i was a huge fan of Ada's "coffee sucks!" TFP - Do you think you won simply because you're cuter than the other candidates? Or is because of something relating to panties? SA - well, looks work for the leaders of the country. i still think that the only reason bush got in office is because most old ladies think he's a fine hunk of lady meat. i think he would have taken the popular vote too, had he worn panties on his head. TFP - We all know that the American system just sucks elephant cock. Do you agree with the way things are run at the TFPublic? SA - why Jack, its practically a dictatorship. were you adolf hitler, i'd be a swastika. get my drift? but seriously, i like TFPublic. It's a nice place to hang out. TFP - Do you love us? SA - someone i know (nudge nudge) told me that love is a myth. but were he to have more faith in it, he'd know that i totally dig the TFPublic. dig (v): 1, to make a hole in the ground. 2, to be head over butt in love with TFP! TFP - Jack has decided to abandon his "underground" work to join forces with the sinful elite - Adult Comics. Do you agree with this? SA - i agree with pushing aside mainstream ideas to develop a more creative world for all of us. if that means letting cartoon girls fuck till they pass out, then hell, i agree. TFP - You once gave Jack permission to draw you in one of his comic books. Would you let him now? SA - only if i get Ada Lee! TFP - How big are yer breasts? SA - do you ask all your interviews this? I'm willing to bet that Michael denied any presence of breasts. but we know they are there. you should feel lucky that i don't live in denial like some past mascots. i wear a 34 b and am proud of my little breasts. TFP - I like little breasts... .. .. .. SA - i know. I'm just trying to score points. TFP - Michael says you're a fish-eatin' lesbian hippy from the Green Idiocy Party... How do you like your coffee? SA - robust, with a full flavor, no bitterness, tar thick, and strong. always with one shot of cappucino flavored soy milk. oh yeah, and he at least got 30% of that right. TFP - What was your new year's resolution? To masturbate more frequently? SA - no (that was last year's). this year it was to be more open with people. you know, like telling the general public that they can suck my (use your imagination). i can start now, if you want. people that eat animals with no respect for their conditions before the dinner plate suck. TFP - If you REALLY wanted to, would you go down on Ada for over two hours? SA - i do just about anything i REALLY want to do. if that was something i REALLY wanted, i'd do it. :) where is she right now anyway...? TFP - I didn't ask you if you really wanted to right now, just answer the question... SA - would my tongue be numb afterwards? TFP - Just ANSWER the FUCKING QUESTION!!! SA - ahh!! i cant help it if i dont like having a numb tongue! how would you like to feel like you were shot up with novocaine after you ate some chick out for two hours?? TFP - Okay... I'm sorry I yelled... I'm sorry... Really, I am... Can I make it up to you? SA - i don't know... you might have to try really hard. TFP - By tossing your salad? I toss a mean salad... SA - well, i think any vegetarian would like that. TFP - Oh... Hmm... Yeah! Do you like butterscotch on your salad? SA - butterscotch, huh? suddenly i don't feel so upset anymore. TFP - If Jack was an extremely sexy woman, would you suck his clit? SA - wouldn't my tongue be numb after Ada? TFP - You're gonna make a fine TFP Mascot, Sassy... But first, I have one more question... SA - okay - shoot. TFP - Do you shave, trim, or wax? SA - ok, now you're getting personal. I'm a tree-hugger, dammit. not a porn star. TFP - God loves you, Sassy-Ass...