Awards
Like some of the more prestigious websites, TreeFrog Publications gives out awards to those who meet our set criteria. "Why would I want one of your stinkin' awards?" you ask? Fuck you!
Winners almost always experience multiple orgasms upon receiving the much-coveted TFP Award - especially female recipients. Cute ones. With nice butts.
The finely crafted award features the TFP Mascot
(currently in office), as well as the words
TreeFrog Publications in a bold Impact font -
straight from the TFP Mint in Philadelphia.
Also included is an electronic certificate of
authenticity, signed by the President of TreeFrog
Publications - Jack Munroe.
All of this can be yours - if your website meets the guidelines, listed below...
You can obtain the TFP Award by -
a) having a site that contains female nudity, lesbian lust, or anything dealing with wet femininity (and not men).
b) sending me a picture of yourself naked or in sexy underwear if you are a cute female.
c) having a cool site that goes against the flow of society and/or media mainstream.
If you believe that your site is worthy (or will send me said photographs), drop us a line at [email protected] . We will then judge your work (harshly) and either make fun of you for all to see, or hand over the piece-of-shit award. Good luck, twits.
And now, let us take a look at some of the hard-to-obtain awards that have been bestowed upon us like leprosy to a leprophiliac...
