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Ada Lee is what a lot of people would call the star of Die, Spanks! She was born in Philadelphia's China Town on November 15th, 1979, where she attended catholic school until she was twelve. She was raised by her single mother. When Ada was 13, her first novel, This Town, was published. She had two more published by age 16. All three appeared on the New York Bestseller's list. Her third novel even won a couple of awards. At the age of 18, Ada dropped away from the spotlight, only to appear a few years later in the underground comic book, Die, Spanks!

Ada is a lesbian. She bites her nails, exercises rarely, eats food that isn't good for her, drinks from time to time, listens to ska, smokes menthols, wears band-aids on her legs even though there are no cuts, has an extensive wardrobe, and an IQ of 139. She doesn't wear deodorant or perfume, loafers, or high-heels. (Ada has a black-belt in karate) She likes cute girls, mini-skirts, fishnets, khakis, and tank-tops. From time to time, she'll sport a mono-chromatic dress. Her shoes smell and she has a disgust for children.

Recognize.


	Fake Blonde HomeBack IssuesP.T.PipFake BlondeJandittLambpork Ada Lee is what a lot of people would call the star of Die, Spanks! She was born in Philadelphia's China Town on November 15th, 1979, where she attended catholic school until she was twelve. She was raised by her single mother. When Ada was 13, her first novel, This Town, was published. She had two more published by age 16. All three appeared on the New York Bestseller's list. Her third novel even won a couple of awards. At the age of 18, Ada dropped away from the spotlight, only to appear a few years later in the underground comic book, Die, Spanks! Ada is a lesbian. She bites her nails, exercises rarely, eats food that isn't good for her, drinks from time to time, listens to ska, smokes menthols, wears band-aids on her legs even though there are no cuts, has an extensive wardrobe, and an IQ of 139. She doesn't wear deodorant or perfume, loafers, or high-heels. (Ada has a black-belt in karate) She likes cute girls, mini-skirts, fishnets, khakis, and tank-tops. From time to time, she'll sport a mono-chromatic dress. Her shoes smell and she has a disgust for children. Recognize.