About Ada
Ada Lee is a pornographic anti-comic starring a character of the same name. It takes place in the Philadelphia suburb, Upper Darby, and really has no overall plot. The story focuses on the day-to-day life of Ada - and all of her pussy-juice-drenched adventures as an Asian-lesbian-millionaire in the ghetto. Recognize, beeeyayitch!
Name: Ada Lee
D.O.B: 11.15.79 (Scorpio)
Race: second-generation Chinese
Occupation: multi-millionaire (ex-child-prodigy-author)
I.Q.: 99th percentile (cursed out Mensa)
Adores: the female anatomy; reciprocating; orgasms; music; writing; drinking (wine, champagne, beer,
vodka - faves); and smoking (menthol lights).
Abhors: penetration (fingers are okay); psycho sluts; normal relationships; ugly music; alarm clocks; and of
course, idiots.
Name: Kassia Karasev
D.O.B: 08.29.82 (Virgo)
Race: first-generation Russian
I.Q.: 93rd percentile
Adores: Ada and her tongue; photography; poetry; and her stuffed bunny, Boob-Oh.
Abhors: people that make fun of her for carrying around a stuffed bunny.
Name: Kelly
D.O.B: 06.13.80 (Gemini)
Race: Irish/Anglo/German
I.Q.: 96th percentile
Adores: girls and boys; hard liquor; quality green; Old-school Genesis (back when Peter Gabriel was in the group); and
her job as a hair-stylist.
Abhors: freaks; stink-weed; playa-wannabes; and dogs.
Name: Jessica
D.O.B: 10.03.81 (Libra)
Race: Italian/French
Likes: girls that lick their own juices; and pleather pants.
Dislikes: Teases; tricks; and dicks.
Name: Stephanie
D.O.B: 01.07.78 (Capricorn)
Race: Nubian/Philippine
Likes: femmes; nipples; and Lauryn Hill.
Dislikes: guys that think she's kidding when she says, "I'm a lesbian".
Name: Katie
D.O.B: 02.01.79 (Aquarius)
Race: Irish/Scottish
Likes: the powder-puff girls; Fiona Apple; and sex on the beach (the drink).
Dislikes: her current major; pot; and sex on the beach (the act).